What I've learned so far

-Insect repellant all too easily removes nail polish.

-White gravy is not oatmeal and shouldn’t be eaten by the bowlful.

-Covering your calculator in stickers doesn’t make you the coolest nerd.

-Using literary references to tell somebody you like them is not effective. 

-Cracking coconuts by dropping them on your floor will stain your floor rather badly.